i got engaged today to my longtime (pretend) lover, Amber. she took me to the gym and listened to me whine about how i was going to miss my bus (my first and second period arent at my school). sooooo anyways, she took me to the gym, which is where we met on the first day of school 2 years ago, and she got down on one knee and proposed in the empty hallway where the cameras couldn't see, meaning that there sadly where no witnesses, so i had to scream it to my friends in the hallway to make up for it. when i told my mom the only thing i got out of her was

"im concerned...a vegetarian"

yes she is a wonderful vegetarian (i eat enough meat for the both of us!) im now pregnant with her baby and it is due in the next few weeks , the short time needed in the womb is because the baby is a robot!

wren you are not allowed to comment for anything below this sentence.

now, lets go to real life. a couple weeks ago, i met a guy who i thought was cute and surprised me by kissing me in front of his friends when i didn't know his name and vice versa. for the past two weeks i was slightly stalking him until he noticed me at our lunch where we exchanged names and the next day h came over to sit with me and my best guy friends and proceeded to show me just how much of a jerk he really is. the first day he said the reason swine flu was being passed around is because i was having sex with everyone. ok no. the next time he came over we where talking about how people should have to get a license to procreate in order to eliminate the truly stupid people and he stopped the discussion to ask "how do you even know that word? what is that? procreation?" seriously ... so we had to take the time to tell him what it meant. so happy we didnt have to explain how babies are made to him. he has got himself on the "no datey" list for me because if your going to date me your IQ has to be more then half of mine! wren dont even think "thats not hard to do because you know the reason why i play dumb! it for the teachers!